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Saturday, April 09, 2005
Dog refuses to leave butchers after burglary
A burglar who took his dog to a raid on a butchers has been caught after the hound refused to leave.
Lumpi was so busy tucking into packs of sliced sausage Kurt Schmidt had opened for him that when the police turned up he stayed where he was instead of running for it.
A police spokesman in Zwickau in Germany where the raid happened said: "The burglar was standing by the back door whistling and calling the dog but it ignored him and carried on enjoying its meal."
Source: Ananova
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Bank robber caught when money explodes in his trousers
A US bank robber suspect was caught after his ill gotten gains exploded down the front of his trousers.
The money he had stolen from the National City Bank in Columbus, Ohio, had included an explosive dye pack.
It went off shortly after the man stuffed the money down the front of his trousers and walked out of the bank.
Police spotted the 40-year-old about a block away, walking strangely and in obvious pain. Officers stopped him and discovered he had been injured when the dye pack exploded near his groin.
Police spokesman Sgt Brent Mull said the man had been charged with aggravated robbery.
Source: AP
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Bored German faked attacks to skip work
A German man has admitted faking a series of attacks on himself because he did not want to go to work.
Walter Hoffmann, 23, from Erfurt, tied himself up, slashed the tires of his car and staged a variety of other incidents.
He claimed he was the target of a hate campaign by mystery masked assailants.
But police were concerned at the lack of other witnesses to the growing number of attacks, and decided to question Hoffmann.
Eventually, he admitted he had staged the elaborate hoaxes to avoid going to work because it was boring.
Source: Ananova
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