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Sunday, April 10, 2005
German police hunting "stupid burglar"
Police in Germany are searching for a burglar who they say is the most stupid they have ever come across.
The unknown man broke into the building of a wood sales company in Bremen overnight.
Officers believe he initially broke open a coffee vending machine and destroyed most of it before discovering it took only tokens and there was no money inside.
A police spokesman said: "One might remark that this was written down on a large sign on the front of the machine, but then it was dark."
The burglar then stole a mobile phone, which only works in the grounds of the company, and a cordless screwdriver - but forgot the batteries and charger.
Finally, they say the intruder drank a can of coke that had been standing in one of the offices and was 12 months past its sell-by date.
Police are confident they will find the man soon, saying he should be easy to spot. "He's the one who is stranded with a load of useless junk, looks tired, is sick to his stomach and is probably the laughing stock of all his mates," explained the police spokesman.
Source: Ananova
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