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Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Burglar gets stuck in window, calls police
SWINDON, England (AP) - A man's SOS to police when he got stuck in a window proved costly after he was arrested for burglary.
Christopher Kelman, 34, admitted Tuesday in Swindon Magistrates Court that he had robbed a snack bar at the railway station in Didcot in January.
Having consumed three bottles and three cans of beer, Kelman tried to escape through a window which proved too small, prosecutor Nadeem Aullybocus said.
After getting stuck, Kelman phoned police for help. Police also summoned the snack bar manager, who reported the missing alcohol.
Kelman was fined the equivalent of about $950 Cdn, and ordered to pay $27 in compensation and $125 in court costs, for a total of about $1,100.
Source: AP
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